Random Event

So, as I was perusing Facebook (not that I am endorsing that site, because it can suck all your free time if you let it) to catch up on what is happening to all my college friends, I came across a weird little way to amuse yourself:

GOOGLE BIOGRAPHY: RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the following phrases. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Now, this caught my eye because it's a little like MadLibs... for people who don't know how to come up with a noun, verb, or adjective on their own. :P But, as I have been remiss in my blogging for a while, I thought that I could give it a shot. It's almost as much fun as Googling yourself and finding that you are some professor of biochemistry /biology at a college you've never heard of... or a real estate agent.



Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: The elephant Anne needs to retire.

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Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Anne looks like a million dollars, before taxes
(Runner up was "Anne looks like Alvin the chipmunk")

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Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Anne says her prayer (Anne of Green Gables)

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Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Did you know Anne wants snow tires more than a gold watch?

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Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Anne hates you.

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Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Anne asks, "Did the blue Santa come from Akron?" (... I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!)

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Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Queen Anne goes to the kitchen.

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Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: WHAT anne LIKES (...apparently it's a rock band)

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Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Anne eats ghosts!

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Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Princess Anne wears the same outfit in the same town three years later.

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Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Cleveland High School theater teacher and Student Council sponsor Laurie Anne Lewis was arrested on Tuesday on charges of prostitution in downtown Houston.